Pop Goes the Weasel

Karma.What goes around, comes around.numero uno pedigreed Dalmation....incumbent
Eventually. Or finally, depending on theSenator Bill Nelson.Respected. Home grown.
circumstance.Bad or good, karma will catch upAstronaut. Squeaky clean. Bill Nelson.The most
with a person in the end.Karma has swung fullrecent Quinnipiac University poll reflected Nelson
circle and finally bit Florida Congresswomanleading the Senate race 59% to Harris' 26%. Yet
Katherine Harris-R in the...HER...sanctimonious rearHarris continues to fuel her campaign with her
end.Certify a stolen election? Bad karma. Sidle upown multi-millions, painting herself as vilified,
to Tom DeLay...get kissy, kissy, huggy, huggydemonized, and victimized by her own
with "The Hammer" and get caught with her wellparty.What's with Harris? "Woman, hear me
groomed, high maintenance hands in the ARMPACroar!"? Hooked on power? Playing with a full deck?
cookie jar to the tune of $20,000 worth ofOr simply, too many two martini lunches?Nah.
chocolate chips..then initially refuse to give upShe's in the bubble.Surrounded by yes-men, she is
those funds? Bad karma. Have dinner with theenveloped in an impervious glycerin bubble. Yet,
devil, MZM defense contractor Mitchell Wade, onlythe Harris bubble has burst...and burst...and burst.
to feign indignant outrage and profess noPop! High profile campaign handlers jump ship. Pop!
knowledge of receiving $32,000 in illegal campaignQuestions, questions, questions about that pesky
contributions?Bob Ney? Randy "Duke"Wade-backed Navy project thing. Pop! The
Cunningham? Nine thousand dollars worth ofFederal Election Commission questions $60,000 in
additional questionable funds. Mercy me. How didexcess campaign donations. Pop! Pop! Pop!How
those cookies get in my cookie jar?Ties to Jackgoes that old nursery rhyme?No time to plead
Abramoff?Bad, bad freakin' karma.Adding insult toand pine.
injury, her own party, politically strong-armedNo time to wheedle.
Harris, with no success. The once RepublicanKiss me quick and then I'm gone.Pop goes the
Coppertone Girl, the super recognizable face ofWeasel.Sharon Wilson is a freelance writer who
the 2000 Presidential election fiasco, hasrants and raves via her political blog, Smashed
become.....Cruella de Vil.And Cruella isFrog, Get Smashed! Join the online discussion
running-without support of the GOP and formerregarding the absurdities of government.
boss, Jebbie Bush-against Florida top dog-the